fjalor humoristik shqip-turqisht

Analfabet---------------------derdimen legen
Bllok shenimesh--------------hesap defter
Celular------------------------muhabet hava
CD-----------------------------aheng tepsi
CD Rom-----------------------hesap tepsi
Doganier----------------------Shejtan hesap
Disko--------------------------Gjullurdi bodrum
Frigorifer----------------------Kallkan dollap
film erotik---------------------sevda sehir
Gjarper------------------------Llahtar ushkur
Letërnjoftim(Pasaportë)-----Surrat tapi
Lavatriçe----------------------Gjullurdi kazan
Kondom-----------------------shyqyr llastik (sagllam llastik)
mbremje festive-------------aksham aheng
Mësues------------------------Llafazan hajvan
Menu--------------------------defter aksham pilaf sallam
Nxënes------------------------Medrese qyqar
Plazh--------------------------Maskarallek dynja
Profesor----------------------Medrese delenxhi
penallti-----------------------serbez hyxhym
Proletare te gjitha vendeve bashkohuni-----bytyn dynja hyxhym milet
rroba banjo------------------jazek kostum (edepsez kostum)
Rrobalarëse------------------Bulldum kazan
Radio-------------------------Aheng dallap
Regjister notash-------------Menxyre defter
Raki---------------------------U deme shyqyr
shesh lufte-------------------kasaphane mejdan
sherbim 24-oresh-----------24-sahat hyzmet
Shtëpi publike---------------Han birinxhi maskarallek qamet
TV----------------------------Kallaballak sehir
Tubim(Miting)---------------Gjullurdi milet
Telefon-----------------------Muhabet gajtan
tregti mallrash te vjedhura--arnaut pazar
Veterinar---------------------hajvan doktor
Varrezat----------------------parking rahmetli
budall ----------------- sagllam ahmak
katunar --------------- insan byrek
pite me mish --------- Dönner ül kebab
Sekretaria telefonike----------hazer xhevap
Kopshti zoologjik--------------hajvan bashqe
Kupa Botrore------------------gjygym dynja
Roboti--------------------------teneqe insan
Bilete kthyese-------------------pishman billet
forum---------------Arnaut Llafazan Mejdan
Autostrada-------------Hyxhym xhade
Truproja-------Azgan dajak
Impotenca-----Saber selamet, se devri qamet
Printer----------hazer defter
Tabut ---------- xhenet Taxi
nevojtorja ---------- berbat kolib
vetesherbimi ----------- filhall vet hyzmet
kufiri -------------- megje me tela
pasaporta---------- tefter per ryshfet
doganierit --------- lyps me vertetim
Cooller ------------ Gazuz insane
Bush ------------ tollusum sherif
Sharon ----------- arkash Hitlerin
Tian-Pin----------- azgan vietnam-pasha
Saddam-----------gjynah vezir
Taxi ------------- jallah-shofer
Forumit ------------ zahmet muhabet
Agregatit ------------ koftor zahmet
Bitch ------------ mahall sefa
Kuller ------------ takllagjyn